Non-Binary Force User Not Vibing With Current Dichotomy

“Sorry but, is there an option that doesn’t require someone to live like celibate robocops or total freaking psychos?”

That’s the question that Padawan Theidon Jade posed to the Jedi Council last Thursday. The Council was reportedly puzzled by the question, despite having meditated on the nature of the force for thousands of years. One of the masters attempted a philosophical response, invoking the timeless wisdom of his forebears “Ignorance leads to fear, fear leads to hate, and hate leads to the dark side”.

“Where does healthy skepticism lead, though?” replied the Padawan. ” because I feel like there’s a totally reasonable compromise to make here”.

“You have much to learn yet, young Theidon,” added another master.

“Seems like we all do.” Theidon then responded.

Unfortunately for Theidon, his learning will continue elsewhere, as he was expelled from the Academy the next day. Despite his sudden expulsion, Theidon insists he’s not bitter. “I mean, I can still do a bunch of cool things like force push and stuff. I’m not sure why they’d want me out there unsupervised.”

If anything, he says, the decision is perfectly consistent with Jedi logic: “give a bunch of sexually-frustrated dudes lightsabers and send them out into the world. Nothing bad can happen, right?”