Basic white girl Emily Anderson was reportedly seen moping around her favorite brunch spot in Los Angeles’ Silverlake neighborhood last Sunday, following a brief encounter with Antoine Lebeau, a world-renowned neurosurgeon, vampire, and direct descendant of the French House of Orléans.
Last month, tensions reached a boiling point in Mount Sinai’s oncology suite when Gaming CEO Brian Donaldson clashed with the medical team overseeing his wife Brenda’s treatment for stage 3 colorectal cancer.
In a turn of events straight out of an Isekai anime, Will Brouchard came back to life on Thursday after an unfortunate unicycle accident.
The mood was somber at the Edmonton Bioware offices on Friday, as the writing staff for Dragon Age: The Veilguard was unceremoniously ejected from their positions as gaming’s chief pontificators.
Israeli streamers reported an unexpected change to their accounts on Monday, as regular the subscriber emotes were replaced with a single one: the Gold Star.
“I feel I need to ask this, but is there an option that doesn’t require someone to live like celibate robocops or total freaking psychos?”
In what some describe a staggering over-correction, local area law firm Glassford & Sons terminated its diversity programs last week, and replaced them with the Young-Hee Doll from Netflix’s hit show Squid Game.
Streamer Kyle Barrows, better known as BrainStormZ, says he hasn’t received the recognition he deserves after reaching Platinum Rank in Hearthstone last week.
Things took a dark and odorous turn earlier this week as local guild AxeToMouth gathered at the Stoutlager Inn to celebrate the acquisition of their newest member, Fondle, a holy priest who “heals pets” and can dispel diseases “without being asked six times”.
This year’s incoming class at Coruscant’s Jedi Academy will be the largest ever. 16 pupils were accepted this year, topping last year’s count by two.