Unsuspecting Teenager About To Reveal Love of Hentai Games to Entire Friend Group

Popular gaming platform Steam’s privacy settings claimed another victim on Friday, as 17 year-old Zachary Smith booted up the latest addition to his games library: a popular hentai game titled Naughty Girl Gulag 2 – Labor of Love.

Having failed to label the game as “private”, All 26 members of his friend group received a pop-up notification, announcing the start of Smith’s journey into the world of Soviet penal erotica as well the vigorous masturbation session that was sure to follow.

Smith says he was immediately subjected to a flood of texts from friends and family, with reactions ranging from amused chuckles to condescending sneers. “Bro is a level 99 incel.” joked Smith’s friend Mike, who was one of the first to chime in. “Notice me, Commissar!” added another.

Smith, meanwhile, insists that he is not bothered by the criticism and still plans to enjoy the game to the fullest. “I’ll be tough but fair. As gulag director, my playstyle will probably include a healthy mix of stick and carrot,” he says, explaining that both the carrot and the stick are metaphors for his penis, in this case.

Smith isn’t alone in his appreciation of the game. At press time Naughty Girl Gulag 2 had a 97% positive rating on Steam with the top comment stating: “I like how the girls can’t go anywhere.”