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Witcher Writing Staff Unveils Medallions Able To Detect Fans Of Source Material

The writing staff for The Witcher TV show today unveiled their new matching medallions. Designed to mimic the pendants worn by actual Witchers, they vibrate and let out a high-pitched shriek when they sense that fans of the source material are near.
Posted by Ben Gabriel August 22, 2025Tags: News
Hogwarts Student Dissatisfied With Lazy Cat Patronus: ‘All He Does Is Lick His Balls’
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Hogwarts Student Dissatisfied With Lazy Cat Patronus: ‘All He Does Is Lick His Balls’

Barnabus Wickenstock is struggling to understand exactly how it all went wrong. "I was really excited at first" he shared, referring to the first time he successfully cast the Patronus charm. But excitement has quickly gave way to concern as he says something is definitely off.
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News

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