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Intrepid Spaceship Captain Reportedly Compensating For Tiny Penis

Sources inside Starfleet confirmed on Wednesday that the review board was considering putting Captain Brazz Michaels on administrative leave, following an incident during a routine transport mission in the Antaeus System.
Posted by Ben Gabriel August 24, 2025Tags: News
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Laid-Back Force User Not Vibing With Current Dichotomy

"I feel I need to ask this, but is there an option that doesn't require someone to live like celibate robocops or total freaking psychos?"
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News
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‘Standards Are Slipping’ Say Former Students, As Jedi Academy Acceptance Rate Soars to 0.000000000002%

This year's incoming class at Coruscant's Jedi Academy will be the largest ever. 16 pupils were accepted this year, topping last year's count by two.
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News

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