Ubisoft Executive Enters Animus to Access Genetic Memory of Competent Leadership
“Desperate times call for desperate measures.” That’s what Pierre Rougeron told Ubisoft leadership before entering the company’s Animus…
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Gamer Unsure If Gorgeous, Compassionate, Totally OP Heroine Is The Right Partner for Him
SIOUX FALLS, SD — Local gamer Larry Burke was left confused and disoriented after his initial encounter with…
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Sandfall Interactive Acknowledges Lack of Diversity in Clair Obscur, Introduces New Villain “Renoi”
Sandfall Interactive announced on Tuesday that they will be updating the character model of their game's main antagonist, in an effort to make Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, a more inclusive experience.
Desperate Ubisoft In Talks With Asmongold To Be Face of Upcoming Assassin’s Creed: Masai Mara
Sources within Ubisoft reported on Monday that the company has reached out to popular streamer Asmongold to serve as the face of the next Assassin’s Creed installment.
Virtuous Game Journo Reincarnated as Actual Journalist
In a turn of events straight out of an Isekai anime, Will Brouchard came back to life on Thursday after an unfortunate unicycle accident.
Gaming Studio Replaces DEI Program with Young-Hee Doll
In what some describe a staggering over-correction, local area law firm Glassford & Sons terminated its diversity programs last week, and replaced them with the Young-Hee Doll from Netflix's hit show Squid Game.
200 IQ Twitch Streamer Tired of Being Misunderestimated
Streamer Kyle Barrows, better known as BrainStormZ, says he hasn't received the recognition he deserves after reaching Platinum Rank in Hearthstone last week.
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Warlock Successfully Casts Anal [Hellfire], Ruins Guild’s Night Out
Things took a dark and odorous turn earlier this week as local guild AxeToMouth gathered at the Stoutlager Inn to celebrate the acquisition of their newest member, Fondle, a holy priest who “heals pets” and can dispel diseases “without being asked six times”.
Local Prostitute Unimpressed with Microtransactions, Will Keep Screwing People the Old-Fashioned Way
Local area prostitute Bertha knows a thing or two about servicing customers. After more than two decades of working the streets of Prague, she's become an incontrovertible figure of the city's Smichov neighborhood.