Ubisoft Executive Enters Animus to Access Genetic Memory of Competent Leadership
“Desperate times call for desperate measures.” That’s what Pierre Rougeron told Ubisoft leadership before entering the company’s Animus…
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Local Prospector Set for Life After Hitting Massive Vein of Pokémon Cards
CACHE CREEK, CO - Local prospector Alistair Coons is still in a state of shock after striking a…
Steam About Broadcast Brad’s Love of Hentai Games to Entire Friend Group
Popular gaming platform Steam's privacy settings claimed another victim on Friday, as 17 year-old Bradley Smith booted up…
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Deeply Committed Actor Willing to Work Out For Millions of Dollars
If I can do it, anyone can," said Sacha Baron Cohen after revealing his newly ripped physique last week.
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Musk’s New AI Waifu Is The Ultimate Grok Tease
Large swaths of men across the world swallowed their disappointment last Thursday, after realizing that their new AI…
Desperate Ubisoft In Talks With Asmongold To Be Face of Upcoming Assassin’s Creed: Masai Mara
Sources within Ubisoft reported on Monday that the company has reached out to popular streamer Asmongold to serve as the face of the next Assassin’s Creed installment.
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Basic White Girl Unsure Why Billionaire Vampire Neurosurgeon Isn’t Immediately Attracted To Her
Basic white girl Emily Anderson was reportedly seen moping around her favorite brunch spot in Los Angeles’ Silverlake neighborhood last Sunday, following a brief encounter with Antoine Lebeau, a world-renowned neurosurgeon, vampire, and direct descendant of the French House of Orléans.
Virtuous Game Journo Reincarnated as Actual Journalist
In a turn of events straight out of an Isekai anime, Will Brouchard came back to life on Thursday after an unfortunate unicycle accident.
Gaming Studio Replaces DEI Program with Young-Hee Doll
In what some describe a staggering over-correction, local area law firm Glassford & Sons terminated its diversity programs last week, and replaced them with the Young-Hee Doll from Netflix's hit show Squid Game.
200 IQ Twitch Streamer Tired of Being Misunderestimated
Streamer Kyle Barrows, better known as BrainStormZ, says he hasn't received the recognition he deserves after reaching Platinum Rank in Hearthstone last week.