Sources within Ubisoft reported on Monday that the company has reached out to popular streamer Asmongold to serve as the face of the next Assassin’s Creed installment.
Basic white girl Emily Anderson was reportedly seen moping around her favorite brunch spot in Los Angeles’ Silverlake neighborhood last Sunday, following a brief encounter with Antoine Lebeau, a world-renowned neurosurgeon, vampire, and direct descendant of the French House of Orléans.
In what some describe a staggering over-correction, local area law firm Glassford & Sons terminated its diversity programs last week, and replaced them with the Young-Hee Doll from Netflix's hit show Squid Game.
Streamer Kyle Barrows, better known as BrainStormZ, says he hasn't received the recognition he deserves after reaching Platinum Rank in Hearthstone last week.