In a move sure to leave a lasting impact on content creators everywhere, local accountant and father of three Patrick Ascott utterly demolished the subscribe button of his favorite YouTube channel on Friday evening.
“He went after that thing with the determination of a heat-seeking missile,” recalled Ascott’s wife, who is still struggling to process the confidence and absolute conviction with which her husband suddenly committed to the channel’s weekly feature of dog-video wholesomeness.
“I was really surprised,” she added. “He’s usually so gentle and mild-mannered. But that subscribe button didn’t stand a chance. He just totally dominated it.”
Ascott, for his part, seemed to downplay the significance of the event, simply indicating that “it was time.”
This is a developing story and will be updated if Ascott absolutely annihilates the notification bell.
