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IRL

Deeply Committed Actor Willing to Work Out For Millions of Dollars

If I can do it, anyone can," said Sacha Baron Cohen after revealing his newly ripped physique last week.

Ben Gabriel August 8, 2025News

Anime

Dragon Ball Character Finally Named Something Sensible

In a bold creative move sure to send shockwaves through the Dragon Ball universe, Toei Animation has unveiled its newest character: Doorknob.

Ben Gabriel August 8, 2025News

IRL

Musk’s New AI Waifu Is The Ultimate Grok Tease

Large swaths of men across the world swallowed their disappointment last Thursday, after realizing that their new AI…

Ben Gabriel August 8, 2025News

TV & Film

Genderfluid, Bi-Curious Bella Ramsey Comes Out as Perfectly Adequate Actress

Actress Bella Ramsey officially came out Sunday as a capable and perfectly adequate actress, following the season 2 premiere of HBO’s The Last of Us.

Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025News

Games IRL

Desperate Ubisoft In Talks With Asmongold To Be Face of Upcoming Assassin’s Creed: Masai Mara

Sources within Ubisoft reported on Monday that the company has reached out to popular streamer Asmongold to serve as the face of the next Assassin’s Creed installment.

Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025News

IRL

Basic White Girl Unsure Why Billionaire Vampire Neurosurgeon Isn’t Immediately Attracted To Her

Basic white girl Emily Anderson was reportedly seen moping around her favorite brunch spot in Los Angeles’ Silverlake neighborhood last Sunday, following a brief encounter with Antoine Lebeau, a world-renowned neurosurgeon, vampire, and direct descendant of the French House of Orléans.

Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025News

Games IRL

Virtuous Game Journo Reincarnated as Actual Journalist

In a turn of events straight out of an Isekai anime, Will Brouchard came back to life on Thursday after an unfortunate unicycle accident.

Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025News

Sci-Fi

Laid-Back Force User Not Vibing With Current Dichotomy

"I feel I need to ask this, but is there an option that doesn't require someone to live like celibate robocops or total freaking psychos?"

Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025News

Games IRL

Gaming Studio Replaces DEI Program with Young-Hee Doll

In what some describe a staggering over-correction, local area law firm Glassford & Sons terminated its diversity programs last week, and replaced them with the Young-Hee Doll from Netflix's hit show Squid Game.

Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025News

Games IRL

200 IQ Twitch Streamer Tired of Being Misunderestimated

Streamer Kyle Barrows, better known as BrainStormZ, says he hasn't received the recognition he deserves after reaching Platinum Rank in Hearthstone last week.

Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025News

God of War Laufey Adds Accessibility Mode for Angry Basement Dwellers

Merchant Vessel Insists Pirates Sing “Drunken Sailor” Before Looting It

Long-Time Channel Viewer Absolutely Crushes Subscribe Button

Ubisoft Executive Enters Animus to Access Genetic Memory of Competent Leadership

Local Prospector Set for Life After Hitting Massive Vein of Pokémon Cards

Gamer Unsure If Gorgeous, Compassionate, Totally OP Heroine Is The Right Partner for Him

Steam About to Broadcast Brad’s Love of Hentai Games to Entire Friend Group

Intrepid Spaceship Captain Reportedly Compensating For Tiny Penis

Witcher Writing Staff Unveils Medallions Able To Detect Fans Of Source Material

Sandfall Interactive Acknowledges Lack of Diversity in Clair Obscur, Introduces New Villain “Renoi”

God of War Laufey Adds Accessibility Mode for Angry Basement Dwellers

Merchant Vessel Insists Pirates Sing “Drunken Sailor” Before Looting It

Long-Time Channel Viewer Absolutely Crushes Subscribe Button

Ubisoft Executive Enters Animus to Access Genetic Memory of Competent Leadership

Local Prospector Set for Life After Hitting Massive Vein of Pokémon Cards

Gamer Unsure If Gorgeous, Compassionate, Totally OP Heroine Is The Right Partner for Him

Deeply Committed Actor Willing to Work Out For Millions of Dollars

Dragon Ball Character Finally Named Something Sensible

Musk’s New AI Waifu Is The Ultimate Grok Tease

Genderfluid, Bi-Curious Bella Ramsey Comes Out as Perfectly Adequate Actress

Desperate Ubisoft In Talks With Asmongold To Be Face of Upcoming Assassin’s Creed: Masai Mara

Basic White Girl Unsure Why Billionaire Vampire Neurosurgeon Isn’t Immediately Attracted To Her

Virtuous Game Journo Reincarnated as Actual Journalist

Laid-Back Force User Not Vibing With Current Dichotomy

Gaming Studio Replaces DEI Program with Young-Hee Doll

200 IQ Twitch Streamer Tired of Being Misunderestimated

God of War Laufey Adds Accessibility Mode for Angry Basement Dwellers

Merchant Vessel Insists Pirates Sing “Drunken Sailor” Before Looting It

Long-Time Channel Viewer Absolutely Crushes Subscribe Button

Ubisoft Executive Enters Animus to Access Genetic Memory of Competent Leadership