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Ubisoft Executive Enters Animus to Access Genetic Memory of Competent Leadership
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Local Prospector Set for Life After Hitting Massive Vein of Pokémon Cards
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Gamer Unsure If Gorgeous, Compassionate, Totally OP Heroine Is The Right Partner for Him
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Intrepid Spaceship Captain Reportedly Compensating For Tiny Penis
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Witcher Writing Staff Unveils Medallions Able To Detect Fans Of Source Material
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Sandfall Interactive Acknowledges Lack of Diversity in Clair Obscur, Introduces New Villain “Renoi”
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Deeply Committed Actor Willing to Work Out For Millions of Dollars
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Ubisoft Executive Enters Animus to Access Genetic Memory of Competent Leadership

“Desperate times call for desperate measures.” That’s what Pierre Rougeron told Ubisoft leadership before entering the company’s Animus…
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Posted by Ben Gabriel May 1, 2026
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Local Prospector Set for Life After Hitting Massive Vein of Pokémon Cards

CACHE CREEK, CO - Local prospector Alistair Coons is still in a state of shock after striking a…
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Posted by Ben Gabriel April 28, 2026
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Gamer Unsure If Gorgeous, Compassionate, Totally OP Heroine Is The Right Partner for Him

SIOUX FALLS, SD — Local gamer Larry Burke was left confused and disoriented after his initial encounter with…
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Posted by Ben Gabriel April 26, 2026
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Steam About Broadcast Brad’s Love of Hentai Games to Entire Friend Group

Popular gaming platform Steam's privacy settings claimed another victim on Friday, as 17 year-old Bradley Smith booted up…
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Posted by Ben Gabriel September 29, 2025
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Intrepid Spaceship Captain Reportedly Compensating For Tiny Penis

Sources inside Starfleet confirmed on Wednesday that the review board was considering putting Captain Brazz Michaels on administrative leave, following an incident during a routine transport mission in the Antaeus System.
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Posted by Ben Gabriel August 24, 2025
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Witcher Writing Staff Unveils Medallions Able To Detect Fans Of Source Material

The writing staff for The Witcher TV show today unveiled their new matching medallions. Designed to mimic the pendants worn by actual Witchers, they vibrate and let out a high-pitched shriek when they sense that fans of the source material are near.
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Posted by Ben Gabriel August 22, 2025
Genderfluid, Bi-Curious Bella Ramsey Comes Out as Perfectly Adequate Actress
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Genderfluid, Bi-Curious Bella Ramsey Comes Out as Perfectly Adequate Actress

Actress Bella Ramsey officially came out Sunday as a capable and perfectly adequate actress, following the season 2 premiere of HBO’s The Last of Us.
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News
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Desperate Ubisoft In Talks With Asmongold To Be Face of Upcoming Assassin’s Creed: Masai Mara

Sources within Ubisoft reported on Monday that the company has reached out to popular streamer Asmongold to serve as the face of the next Assassin’s Creed installment.
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News
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Basic White Girl Unsure Why Billionaire Vampire Neurosurgeon Isn’t Immediately Attracted To Her

Basic white girl Emily Anderson was reportedly seen moping around her favorite brunch spot in Los Angeles’ Silverlake neighborhood last Sunday, following a brief encounter with Antoine Lebeau, a world-renowned neurosurgeon, vampire, and direct descendant of the French House of Orléans.
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News
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Virtuous Game Journo Reincarnated as Actual Journalist

In a turn of events straight out of an Isekai anime, Will Brouchard came back to life on Thursday after an unfortunate unicycle accident.
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News
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Laid-Back Force User Not Vibing With Current Dichotomy

"I feel I need to ask this, but is there an option that doesn't require someone to live like celibate robocops or total freaking psychos?"
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News
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Gaming Studio Replaces DEI Program with Young-Hee Doll

In what some describe a staggering over-correction, local area law firm Glassford & Sons terminated its diversity programs last week, and replaced them with the Young-Hee Doll from Netflix's hit show Squid Game.
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News
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200 IQ Twitch Streamer Tired of Being Misunderestimated

Streamer Kyle Barrows, better known as BrainStormZ, says he hasn't received the recognition he deserves after reaching Platinum Rank in Hearthstone last week.
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News
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Warlock Successfully Casts Anal [Hellfire], Ruins Guild’s Night Out

Things took a dark and odorous turn earlier this week as local guild AxeToMouth gathered at the Stoutlager Inn to celebrate the acquisition of their newest member, Fondle, a holy priest who “heals pets” and can dispel diseases “without being asked six times”.
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News
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‘Standards Are Slipping’ Say Former Students, As Jedi Academy Acceptance Rate Soars to 0.000000000002%

This year's incoming class at Coruscant's Jedi Academy will be the largest ever. 16 pupils were accepted this year, topping last year's count by two.
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News
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Local Prostitute Unimpressed with Microtransactions, Will Keep Screwing People the Old-Fashioned Way

Local area prostitute Bertha knows a thing or two about servicing customers. After more than two decades of working the streets of Prague, she's become an incontrovertible figure of the city's Smichov neighborhood.
Posted by Ben Gabriel June 11, 2025Tags: News

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