Ubisoft Executive Enters Animus to Access Genetic Memory of Competent Leadership
“Desperate times call for desperate measures.” That’s what Pierre Rougeron told Ubisoft leadership before entering the company’s Animus…
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Local Prospector Set for Life After Hitting Massive Vein of Pokémon Cards
CACHE CREEK, CO - Local prospector Alistair Coons is still in a state of shock after striking a…
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Gamer Unsure If Gorgeous, Compassionate, Totally OP Heroine Is The Right Partner for Him
SIOUX FALLS, SD — Local gamer Larry Burke was left confused and disoriented after his initial encounter with…
Steam About Broadcast Brad’s Love of Hentai Games to Entire Friend Group
Popular gaming platform Steam's privacy settings claimed another victim on Friday, as 17 year-old Bradley Smith booted up…
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Intrepid Spaceship Captain Reportedly Compensating For Tiny Penis
Sources inside Starfleet confirmed on Wednesday that the review board was considering putting Captain Brazz Michaels on administrative leave, following an incident during a routine transport mission in the Antaeus System.
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Witcher Writing Staff Unveils Medallions Able To Detect Fans Of Source Material
The writing staff for The Witcher TV show today unveiled their new matching medallions. Designed to mimic the pendants worn by actual Witchers, they vibrate and let out a high-pitched shriek when they sense that fans of the source material are near.
